Ummmm....getting a bit silly, are we?;)

All limericks are by me (yes, I actually admit it *grin*) unless otherwise indicated.

Caution: some mildly racy content ahead, proceed at your own risk, LOL....

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Some Antonio flicks in a nutshell:

***THE MASK OF ZORRO***

The masked man known as the Fox
was too sexy by far for his sox
when he whipped out his blade
he immediately made
Superman look like an ox

*giggle*

The hero who is known as Zorro
when fighting the bad guys is thorough
To remove his mask
is all I could ask
and his pointy end I’d like to borrow...

*hehe*

***PLAY IT TO THE BONE***

There once was a boxer named Cesar
In the ring he was quite a crowd pleaser
But his finest hour
came there in the shower
There never were such cheeks as these are!

***THE THIRTEENTH WARRIOR***

Ahmed, an Arabian poet
was no warrior and well did he know it
To the customs of Vikings
he did not take a liking
But he showed the Wendols where to stow it...

***SPY KIDS***

Gregorio, hot as chili con carne
was a world-famous spy with no blarney
When kidnapped by Floop
he was knocked for a loop
But he said, "Well at least it’s not BARNEY!"

***TWO MUCH***

There once was a con man named Art
Who invented a twin brother called Bart
‘Twas a very bad movie
but still they looked groovy
Their mom couldn’t tell them apart!

***ASSASSINS***

Miguel Bain, notorious hit man
wished to be the world’s number one “IT” man
But a fellow named Rath
knocked him off of that path
Which threw poor Miguel in deep.......PIT, man!!!

Whattaya MEAN, don’t quit my day job?????

***INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE***

There once was a vampire named Louis
who to drinking from humans said “phooey”
But feasting on rats
started driving him bats
Now he thinks human necks are quite...chewy....................

***EVITA***

The narrator, Ché, of Evita
was adored by a gal called RoZita
who sighed, "Lord above
how I would just love
to jump on his bones like a cheetah!"

*laughing hysterically*

***DESPERADO***

The man known as El Mariachi
in matters of vengeance was touchy
He was quick on the trigger
but his gun was not bigger
than his own fabled thingamawhatchy....

(you know...the guitar?)

***TIE ME UP, TIE ME DOWN***

There once was a fellow named Ricky
whose brain cells were just a bit tricky
He pinned all his hopes
upon knowing the ropes
for winning the heart of his...chicky

*shrug*

***EL JOVEN MUSSOLINI***

The young Benito Mussolini
between the sheets was no weenie
He’s one bad dictator
but in bed a HOT ‘tater
He’ll turn your bones into linguini!

***NEVER TALK TO STRANGERS***

Tony Ramirez, detective
met a woman who was quite defective
At biting posteriors
she was not inferior
But when it came to appreciating a gorgeous, sexy, wet-haired babe who looked fantastic in black leather and had great taste in wine and was a major hot patootie between the sheets and elsewhere, she totally missed the mark and proved herself an even bigger twit than dumb Gwen in Miami Rhapsody and thus became the target of much bitter Chica....invective............

OK, so the rhythm is a little off...........;)

***ORIGINAL SIN***

by Delorita

There once was a sweet man from Cuba
who adored a woman named Julia
She stole all his money
which he thought was not funny
But in bed they both cried "Hallelujah!!!"

*gotta love it*

***ECKS VS. SEVER*** (upcoming movie)

by Delorita & RoZita

There once was an agent called ECKS
with whom I had fantastic SECKS
he was so yummy
that I licked his tummy
which brought about great sound efFECKS.....

*very innocent look*

Another by Del: (read it with a German accent and it will rhyme;))

There will be an Agent called Ecks
who will let us think about sex
but an agent called Sever
who is very clever
will maybe him pull on her legs

The 3 huzzies RoZ, Deb and Del
got under Antonio’s spell
they admire his ass
cuz it’s extra class
their dreams getting hotter than hell.....

by Delorita

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This poem came from one of the few hot dreams I ever had about Antonio.....hehehe.....

*naughtiness alert;)*

***A DREAM***

by RoZita

I once had a dream
it was such a scream
there never was a dream
with such a hot theme....

I straddled his lap
and fell in his trap
for our destination
we needed no map

I took him in stride
and went for a ride
and soon I did find
his joystick inside

Like a train through a sluice
we really cut loose
I jumped on his boxcar
he grabbed my caboose:)

His hair dark and curly
his teeth white and pearly
his eyes big and brown
made me such a bad girly;)

His chest warm and fuzzy
made me feel like a huzzy
as faster we rode
my heart grew all...buzzy

‘Twas a wonderful hapstance
that phenomenal lapdance
‘twill go down in history
like Fred Astaire’s tapdance

A lady never tells
but still truth compells
just like Quasimodo
he rang all my bells

Oh I had a dream
with such a hot theme
a scream of a dream
better than ice cream

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Speaking of dreams.....this is NOT by me, ahem.....

A Dream

by Debbie

Mr. Postman bring me a dream
Make him the dreamiest I’ve ever seen

Make him dark and mysterious
Make him the most delirious dream

Mr. Postman bring me a scream
Make him the hottest ice cream dream

Make him the sexiest I’ve ever seen
Mr. Postman bring me a dream

Make him love me like in my dreams
Make him kiss me until I scream

Mr. Postman make me a screaming dream
Make him Antonio, so I can dream

(I repeat, I am in NO WAY responsible for this....hehehehe)

To continue....this was written after the unrated version of Original Sin came out--a must see for every true Chica;)--and again, I DID NOT WRITE THIS.......*g*

The Postman Delivers

by Debbie

To Del for her Birthday……

There was a Chica named Del who waited patiently for Luis to cast his spell
He came to the big screen to spoon her and croon her
She melted, sweated and passed out belted

Oh Luis, do me honey, do me all night long
Make me sing a long song and do sing along
Pant and moan and give me a sing along all night long

Luis my sexy prince, give me a piece of you that I can’t resist
Make it warm and wet, so I will wet my pants
My love, I give you with parted legs
You make me want lay an egg

LOLOLOL… I didn’t write this stuff.. ;) I really didn’t….. hahaha

Happy birthday Del!!! --Debboe

One more.....ahem............

There was a Chain

by Debbie

There was a Chain that played a game
She found a Star and wrapped herself around his honey jar
His jar exploded and expelled hot jelly
She called out Wow then passed out jolly

The Chain became shinny after loving the Star
She took the Star to the sky where she could ride him far
The higher he went, she couldn’t resist
Like a dove they flew high like a diamond in the sky

There was a Chain that played a game
She rode the Star until he smoked like a hot cigar
High above in their flying jar

There was a Chain that wished to play a game
She found a Star in a jar and let him go far
She took his face and kissed it with no shame
She put him in a vase filled with love and grace
Forever wrapped around his loving face!

(Deb begged me to sign my name to this one, but I couldn’t do that.......now could I?;))

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